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OVERVIEW

Youngest Oldest Average Age Score Potential
Justin Bieber (29) Jimmy Carter (99) 55 900

CELEBRITIES

Name Known For? Birthdate Current Age Score Potential Status
Cara_Delevingne Cara Delevigne Cro Magnons can be models, too! 8/12/1992 32 68
Christina Applegate Christina Applegate The real reason people watched Married with Children 11/25/1971 52 48
Danniella Westbrook Danniella Westbrook Did so much cocaine that her nose fell apart 11/5/1973 50 50
Eamonn Holmes Eamonn Holmes British broadcaster and journalist 12/3/1959 64 36
Janey Godley Janey Godley Scottish comic 1/20/1961 63 37

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Jimmy Tarbuck Jimmy Tarbuck British entertainer 2/6/1940 84 16
Katie Price Katie Price Joined OnlyFans and only made $150 5/22/1978 46 54
Jools Holland Jools Holland Musician that no one has heard of that has played with some of the biggest names in music 1/24/1958 66 34
Lamar Odom Lamar Odom Proof that messing with Kardashians will fuck you up 11/6/1979 44 56
Mitch McConnell Mitch McConnell Idiotic piece of turtle shit 2/20/1942 82 18
Tracy Emin Tracey Emin Stuckism 7/3/1963 61 39
Yasiel Puig Yasiel Puig Yet another overrated Cuban baseball player 12/7/1990 33 67
Ezra Miller Ezra Miller Flash can't stay out of legal trouble 9/30/1992 32 68
Andrew Tate Andrew Tate Piece of shit 12/1/1986 37 63
Donald Trump Donald Trump Idiotic piece of shit 6/14/1946 78 22
Bret Michaels Bret Michaels Poison 3/15/1963 61 39
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber When pieces of shit find god 3/1/1994 30 70
Paul Gascoigne (Gazza) Paul Gascoigne (Gazza) British soccer player 5/27/1967 57 43
Jimmy Carter Jimmy Carter Peanut farmer turned President 10/1/1924 100 0
Scott Disick Scott Disick On the Kardashians. Is there a word for a parasite that feeds off of other parasites? 5/26/1983 41 59
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